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Probably repeated the message 19 times. Toddler remembers he wanted Goldfish and goes to snack pantry to get them himself.
He can't. We finally settle on oatmeal with tons of pancake syrup. At least Goldfish-gate is over. Toddler is finally in high chair, and now I can put baby in high chair to feed him as well.
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He scarfs it. I get him strawberry banana yogurt. If it takes more than three seconds to get the next spoonful in his mouth, he lets out a shrill, high-pitched shriek.
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Don't judge. Baby is finally done and I need to wet paper towel to clean him up. No more paper towels in kitchen.
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Need snacks. Get some graham crackers from cupboard.
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Toddler hears the sound of snacks and finally comes running. I corner him to put on shoes. He resists but I win. Leave house and head to park to meet friend.
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